BLACKOUT BRITAIN

Homer Simpson on couch

Olympic Games all over now,
Get ready to be told just how,
You should arrange your day today,
Because we’re told we have to pay,
For weeks of watching with our eyes,
Instead of taking exercise.

So ITV will be blacked out,
Just for an hour so not throughout,
And at that time we’re told to go,
Outside to where we can all show,
How fit and healthy we all are,
Or how to best prop up the bar.

We really are not very fit,
In part because we like to sit,
And watch TV most all the time,
Accompanied by beer and wine.

So now we’re all urged to get fit,
By exercising just a bit,
And if we all do as we’re told,
Next time we’ll all be winning gold.

Photo – people.ngmnexpo.com

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