It is reported that the Prime Minister has given up crisps for Lent.

So Mrs May says her intent,
Is to abstain from crisps for Lent,
Her favourite ones are S&V,
Of which she partakes frequently.

We do not know so cannot say,
If she consumes them every day,
But I think we know from a leak,
That she eats several every week.

That’s several packets, maybe more,
Bought in her local Waitrose store,
And with the PM’s claim to fame,
The rest of us might do the same.

So sales volumes might take a dive,
Her S&V, my cheese and chive,
And so this might stores’ profits peg,
’Til rescued by the Easter egg!

Image – Wikimedia commons

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