LEGGINGS CAN’T FLY

Leggings

It is reported that a US airline has denied boarding to two girls because they were wearing leggings.

“Excuse me Miss, you cannot fly,
With leggings covering your thigh,
This is because it isn’t right,
To wear clothes that are far too tight.

This is all set out in our rules,
Which covers things from forks to fuels,
And there described in full detail,
Are things that are beyond the pale.
We do not want to seem unkind,
But safety’s what we have in mind,
Though how this changes how you dress,
I s’pose is anybody’s guess.

But anyway that’s how it is,
So don’t you get into a tizz,
It’s better that you fly than not,
So see what other clothes you’ve got!”

Image – Flickr

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