It is reported that new research has found that eating chocolate regularly reduces heart fluttering.
If you like chocolate like most do,
Then I have some good news for you,
For recent research has now found,
If you should eat just half a pound,
Of chocolate each and every week,
Then you’ll be on a winning streak.
It stops the flutter of he heart,
Achieving which is rather smart,
For even if you’ve got a wife,
It’s likely to prolong your life.
It works for women just as well,
But one thing that I ought to tell,
Is they don’t need to eat so much,
Which you would think is good as such.
But women now all shout, “Unfair!
We can eat more with some to spare,
So alter your conclusions pray,
Then we can eat it every day!”