It is reported that, owing to a shortage of dentists, some patients are resorting to doing the job themselves.
It seems it’s recently been found,
Not many dentists are around,
And people wanting lovely smiles,
Might have to travel many miles.
That is if they can get a slot,
But with recruitment all to pot,
Some might, in fact, have years to wait,
For dental treatment by the state.
This might be the best to be had,
But if your teeth are very bad,
A long wait’s not what you deserve,
And you might even lose your nerve.
In which case here is what to do:
You get yourself to B&Q,
And in the tool section they will,
Have every type of power drill.
Just choose one that is not too big,
Some spirit, white, for you to swig,
And then some Polyfilla which,
Will fill your tooth without a hitch.
You drink the spirit, drill the hole,
By which time you’ll be on a roll;
Squirt in the Polyfilla then,
You’ll be OK to bite again.
But if your teeth are even worse,
Take note, now, of this extra verse;
To drill the tooth that you must fill,
Be sure to choose a hammer drill!
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