It is reported that a doctor has identified a first case of ‘Brexit-triggered psychosis’ in one of his patients.
Some days ago I said that I,
Would ignore Brexit – do or die,
And now it seems my view was sound,
Because a doctor has since found,
A mental health state in a man,
Which he is pretty sure began,
After the referendum poll,
Which did upset him on the whole.
You’ll find it in the BMJ,
(That’s Brit Med Journal by the way)
Which I suggest you go and read,
For accuracy’s guaranteed.
But who might this poor person be?
And is it he or maybe she?
I do not know so cannot say,
And protocols we have today,
Would not allow me to disclose,
In verse as here or yet in prose,
Because of his insanity,
… And confidentiality.
But While I really could not say,
A guessing game is under way,
Which to this doctor’s great dismay,
Might one day give the game away.
Reporters will now look for clues,
Like, ‘Can we say the kind of shoes?’
Or with the doctor in despair,
Perhaps he has got yellow hair.
But that is it, I can’t say more,
Than you have read hereinbefore,
But maybe the important thing,
Is check if it’s at all catching!
For if it is you’ll need a jab,
So not to end up on the slab,
But maybe it’s still not OK,
And better just to stay away.
So that’s my policy for now,
As I now take another bow,
And hope things will soon be improved,
With Brexit from the news removed!