It is reported that Boris Johnson has stopped using the word ‘Brexit’ now that it has happened and we have left the European Union; it is a thing of the past.
The Government, it’s said, decreed,
That this word we no longer need,
For it refers to one event,
Which recently we underwent.
And that’s now firmly in the past,
So though some people were aghast,
It happened and can’t be undone,
To suit the ones who haven’t won.
But now we must attention turn,
To other matters of concern,
Like how we now cooperate,
With this new euro superstate.
For it’s still there, I have to say,
Still trying every which and way,
Despite the outcome of our poll,
That it can still exert control.
So for a year our work’s cut out,
And we must stay polite throughout,
Because this will, at any rate,
The others discombobulate.