It is reported that Kim Jong-un is Donald Trump’s new best friend … but is this just because he makes the President look slim?
That Kim is fat is not in doubt,
In fact he’s more rotund than stout,
But Kim’s new friend he used to hate,
Is only slightly overweight.
Trump’s sensitive about his pounds,
Lest they should make him look too round;
He also frets about his height,
Which, if it is too low, just might,
Result in BMI increase,
And make the President obese.
So in his recent photocall,
Trump used some words addressed to all,
Suggesting they might both look thin,
On photographs of he and Kim.
Now this was devious – a con,
For while Trump can stand sideways on,
His friend of half a day can try,
But since his girth relates to pi,
Whichever way he turns around,
He still takes up the same foreground.
Kim Jong-un should be cross at this
Attempt by Trump to take the p*ss,
But though it is a real cheek,
Kim Jong-un does not English speak.
So maybe he was not aware,
Of talk about a tyre that’s spare,
Or Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee,
Unsure of which one he might be.
Image – Les Haines / Flickr