It is reported that Apple is soon to release three new iPhones, one of them with an expected price tag of over £1000; but there are concerns as to whether it has sufficient in the way of new features to justify this high price.
You’ve heard of Apple – not the fruit –
They used to be thought quite astute,
In selling phones that people liked;
But now the price is further hiked,
Although the products are still nice,
One wonders if they’re worth the price.
The screen is bigger – well, maybe –
Which makes it easier to see,
And then the camera’s been improved,
With any problems now removed.
And finally, a touch of class:
The chassis will be made of glass,
Which given the fate of most screens,
Is guaranteed to make you scream!
For Cinderella learnt before,
That glass things contacting the floor,
Can get a rather nasty bash,
And end up as just so much trash.
But Apple doesn’t know the score,
They only read one tale before,
And that involved an apple where,
Some seven dwarfs were in despair,
Until a princeling with an app,
Turned round and gave the girl a tap.
This did the trick, the girl awoke,
And in a jiffy duly spoke:
“How did you find me on your own?
I bet you had to use your phone,
But I thought that the satnav app,
Was really, truly, total crap.”
“Indeed it is, I did get lost,
Then I found out for modest cost,
I could avoid this load of crap,
By use of Ordnance Survey map.
So I’ve no need of iPhone 10,
Can use maps time and time again,
And with the money saved I hope,
The two of us might now elope!”