It is reported that Emmanuel Macron has won the French presidential election.
So Macron wins, donc quelle surprise,
And he achieved the feat with ease,
For everybody thought he would,
But not because he’s any good,
Rather they liked less Ms Le Pen,
Who’ll have to wait to try again.
Most will heave a sigh of relief,
That Ms Le Pen has come to grief,
But some will curse and likely say,
They don’t want Macron anyway.
His party is so very new,
He might not know quite what to do,
And so whatever his intent,
It may be the French Parliament,
Will get itself into a stew,
And frustrate what he wants to do.
But that is for a later date –
That’s what I think at any rate –
And though true fans may be quite few,
He’s very keen on the EU.
And the EU is keen on him,
For if he’d lost things would be grim,
With Ms Le Pen determined to,
An awful lot of trouble brew.
But now they think all is secured,
The EU’s future now assured,
And they might think that from this day,
Opponents will all fade away.
So to reward this French result,
Claude Juncker has sought to insult,
The British, saying from next week,
He will no longer English speak.
I s’pose when Brexit is complete,
The only English-speaking state,
Remaining in the then EU,
Is Ireland who speak Irish too.
So English may then cease to be,
Une langue officielle de l’UE,
But if English is not then used,
Things could get terribly confused.
But back to France where it may seem,
La langue Francaise now reigns supreme,
And though for now they are quite chuffed,
The Germans might yet see them stuffed!
Image: Gouvernement Francais