It is reported that Russian TV has Photoshopped a smile onto Kim Jong-un’s frowning face in a recent photograph of him with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. Can you not trust anybody these days?
If you watch Kim for quite a while,
It’s likely you’ll not see him smile;
He’s often looking pretty grim,
A trademark of this leader, Kim.
It matches up, so some might say,
With life that’s lived from day to day,
By people in the hermit state,
Or some of them at any rate.
But now a problem has occurred,
For when the Russian TV heard,
That one photo with Lavrov S,
Might cause the Kremlin some distress,
They thought to please those at the top,
By dint of a quick Photoshop.
So Kim’s lips were turned upside down,
Which made a smile from just a frown;
And though it doesn’t look quite right,
Because his mouth is rather tight,
The rather odd smile now of Kim,
Could all be put down just to him;
Not Russia getting up his nose,
Just a non-photogenic pose.
You might like it, though not a lot,
As Kim and Lavrov hatch a plot,
Ahead of Kim’s meeting and more,
With Donald Trump in Singapore.
What this might be we’ll have to wait,
Until these two odd heads of state,
Have met then maybe we will tell,
If Trump gets Photoshopped as well.