LITERAL LAUNDERING

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It is reported that Dutch police who found €350,000 hidden inside a washing machine have arrested a man on suspicion of money laundering.

This verse is likely to be short,
Because the Dutch police have caught,
A man with lots of ready cash,
Which he in his machine did stash.

Machine? What sort? you may well ask.
To find out might be such a task.
But if they can find out forthwith,
They’ll know what they should charge him with.

In fact ’twas one for washing clothes,
And knowing it was one of those,
The police could see the charge to bring –
The one of money laundering.

So that is it, he has been caught,
Will very soon end up in court,
And he, perhaps, might now regret,
Not going to the launderette!