It is reported that at a joint press conference in Helsinki, Donald Trump said he believes Vladimir Putin’s claim that the Russians had no involvement in the hacking during the US presidential election, even though the US intelligence agencies have found that it did and twelve Russian GRU secret agents have recently been indicted for hacking the Democratic Party’s computers.
You get the gist, I’ll keep this short,
Or Donald Trump might well retort,
And he might try to do his worst,
On Twitter where he is well-versed.
So, in a nutshell, Trump announced,
His Secret Service would be trounced,
And GRU – the Russian State –
Instead might help investigate,
Claims of collusion if they must,
Because he really doesn’t trust,
The CIA and others who,
Have told him what the Russians do.
He has looked his friend in the eye,
Found him to be straight as a die,
And he’s as certain as can be,
That everything that’s said by he,
Is truthful so he knows his views,
Unlike all CNN’s fake news.
He said relations were so bad,
Because of what the US had,
Been doing over many years;
But now with everyone sincere,
The Russians, since four hours ago,
We’re now his friend and not his foe.
So now that Putin is his friend,
A friendship that the rules all bend,
And Trump now trusts him, trusts him lots,
But has he really changed his spots?
Well, Trump has one reply to this:
He says that no-one ought to miss,
The fact that Putin’s tie had spots,
Though they were small and looked like dots.
So changing these spots is a cinch,
It can be done without a flinch,
And Putin simply needs to go,
And buy a new tie, straight or bow.
And then things will be quite all right,
There will be trust, no need to fight,
And few will suffer from decease,
For Putin is a man of peace.
If you believe that you are nuts,
For it is plain, no ifs, no buts,
That Trump has fallen for a trick,
Is he being naive or thick?
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